my best friend's kitchen disaster

My great friend who's got admission into a wonderful university in US got back home early to learn a bit of cooking (which is a basic necessity from what i heard from him) .... so here goes our hero into the kitchen after many years for sure (ok lets face the facts!!! yea yea he was in the hostel for the past few years) ok where was i..... hmmmm ..... our hero in kitchen ..... yup !!! according to latest info i recieved from reliable sources ( yea ofcourse himself ;) ) he was the victim of his own familiar looking experiments ... familiar yes but displeasing outcome ... Bad health for the past few days :( yea yea all i want you to do is guess the person i m talking about ..... WINNERS TAKE ALL